Posts tagged Jimmie Johnson
Posts tagged Jimmie Johnson
Summer time = golf time! And what better way to prepare for racing than a relaxing day of 18 holes?
The last time I played golf with Jimmie, we had a little, uh, “incident”. But I know he’s gotten a lot better since then, especially with his golf tournament last week. We’ll have none of that this time because Jimmie needs to be in tip top shape to win the Quaker State 400!
I think Jimmie may be on to something - check out what he said in this article. 22 penalties is kinda crazy!
You know what I say? Speeding Schmeeding! NASCAR drivers just wanna go fast! But how awesome is it that Jimmie was still able to make it up to #4 - must have been Hazzard Hicks and the luck of the Irish.
Alright, I’ve decided it’s time for a new toy - and this time I’m getting a Chevy Camaro!
One thing’s for sure, it’s gotta be a convertible for the summer time. Ohhh, I can almost feel the wind in my hair already! Think Jimmie will want to come along for a ride?
You know, I’ve had some of the finest champagne around. I’ve traveled from Australia to Spain to Ireland - and have sipped and tasted along the way.
But you know what the best champagne out there is? Jimmie’s victory champagne! Ohh, the sweet deliciousness of winning!
I’m always on the go so it’s pretty rare that I’m able to just kick back, relax and watch a race. But I figured what better time to debut my new 75-inch plasma TV (that I just got mounted on my wall thanks to Lowes) than the Bojangles Southern 500? I’ve got some delicious chicken, my Jimmie Johnson shirt and hat on, I’m set!
Now where did I put the remote?
So I decided to take a little trip to the beach this past weekend and guess who I saw there?! Jimmie Johnson! I guess it’s not very often you get a weekend off in the NASCAR season so I don’t blame him for taking advantage of it.
I treated the whole family to a day of sailing on my yacht, and for once Jimmie and I were racing on the same team!
Spring is here and I’ve decided to try my hand at some gardening. Well, of course I won’t be the one actually planting the things (I’ve got to keep my hands in tip-top shape for racing, after all), but I do get to pick them out!
Lowe’s has such a great selection. I’m thinking something colorful, rich and inviting for when I have my notorious summer barbecues and pool parties. Any ideas?
Ahhh, good ‘ol Cali! The sun, the sand, and one of my favorite NASCAR tracks! I was thinking of surprising Jimmie with a visit to the spa the day before the race.
Ya know, a little massage to get those tense muscles worked out and maybe even a new haircut so he looks extra spiffy when they take his winning picture!
I took a little vacation to Africa last week and look what I spotted - a real life impala! And let me tell ya, these things are speedy. I could barely get a picture of it! It’s no wonder Jimmie drives such a fine machine.
We all know about Jimmie Johnson’s ill fated ride on a golf cart, so it might surprise you to see him back out on the greens. I respect his dedication and look forward to going man to man, golfer to golfer, once it warms up.
Word of warning though…you won’t see me creating any bumpers out of golf clubs!